February 2012
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Even our shit's government issued
If these toilets could tell stories…
Skype anyone?
I’m bored.
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My wrist hurts
I haven’t even beat my meat in months! That can’t be the problem at all.
Too many push-ups?
real talk
blackguyandrew:
marquisybear:
i think when black people die they’re reincarnated as sea gulls so they can bug white people even after death
hear me out now, i’m serious
what are sea gulls known for?
being annoying
antagonizing white people at beaches
antagonizing all people at beaches
stealing
fighting
traveling in flocks
being loud as fuck
now what are black people known for?
the...
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The bathroom at this airport has one of those machines that dispenses condoms. It’s got breath mints too.
She’s an over achiever ‘cause all she do is succeed.
– Childish Gambino
Add me on Skype =D
G.I.Jawns
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I'm tired.
But I dn’t wanna hang up =(
But I also need sleep =((((((((((((
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On the most serious of notes
Missouri to my dick and my dick to the sky.
barackosama:
i know you read my imessage bitch
it shows me when you received it and read it
u aint gon respond so ima lay in ur bushes tonight bitch
haitianprophet:
My boy decided to join the Army.
He’s currently on his way to finish his basic training, & it’s kind of interesting to know a dude from the hood, who i smoked with daily, decided to do that.
I respect it.
I graduated BCT fam. I’m on my way to learn my job now.
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Rich ass nigga wit a mouff fulla gold
mouff fulla gold
mouff fulla gold
You don't have to say anything baby
I miss you too